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Sigh
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white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
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*straight couple*
Girl: “Do you have a condom?”*lesbian couple*
Girl: “Do you have a hair tie?”
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"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. Kissing them should get you riled up inside and shout not be mediocre. Your stomach may turn, a jolt of electricity may go up your spine and just maybe your heart skips a beat. When you kiss someone it should not be like a burning candle, it should be like fireworks are going off."- Ridiculously Proper (via ridiculouslyproper)
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im likea city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
#it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
I will use this post to explain tumblr
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